Tuesday, 3 February 2009
Does anyone need any penicillin?
Dangerous because I am literally about to lose the plot but also because of the tea pot. I believe I mentioned it in an earlier post. It's been sitting with fruit tea in it for about 6 days and now there's also some mould in it. She also said she cleaned the fridge a few weeks ago, but then poured milk in the salad drawer and big beastie (for those who don't know, it's a horrific pre-mixed vod-bull drink. barf) under the salad drawer. So the milk had gone manky and her attempt to hide it using a fridge de-odouriser simply wasn't working. I also found some bacon in the fridge and the smell of it actually brought tears to my eyes and puke to the back of my throat.
And another thing bringing me to varminting- what we've appropriately named 'Thong Butt'. If we thought the falling down jeans were nasty...when ass crack is replaced with about 3inches (no joke) of thong it's beyond disturbing. You just shouldn't have to face that when you're watching the soaps having a cuppa! Tonight, she just hasn't bothered to come downstairs, so on the off chance that you've stumbled across the blog- either start cleaning the house and pulling your weight or get the hell out. Even taking your manky clothes out of the bathroom would help, or when you eat the toilet roll, throw the empty roll in the bin. Unfortunately, it's more likely that the trauma of having to go to 'work' and get up during the day has taken it's toll on her...