Tuesday, 3 February 2009

Does anyone need any penicillin?

Dangerous because I am literally about to lose the plot but also because of the tea pot. I believe I mentioned it in an earlier post. It's been sitting with fruit tea in it for about 6 days and now there's also some mould in it. She also said she cleaned the fridge a few weeks ago, but then poured milk in the salad drawer and big beastie (for those who don't know, it's a horrific pre-mixed vod-bull drink. barf) under the salad drawer. So the milk had gone manky and her attempt to hide it using a fridge de-odouriser simply wasn't working. I also found some bacon in the fridge and the smell of it actually brought tears to my eyes and puke to the back of my throat.

And another thing bringing me to varminting- what we've appropriately named 'Thong Butt'. If we thought the falling down jeans were nasty...when ass crack is replaced with about 3inches (no joke) of thong it's beyond disturbing. You just shouldn't have to face that when you're watching the soaps having a cuppa! Tonight, she just hasn't bothered to come downstairs, so on the off chance that you've stumbled across the blog- either start cleaning the house and pulling your weight or get the hell out. Even taking your manky clothes out of the bathroom would help, or when you eat the toilet roll, throw the empty roll in the bin. Unfortunately, it's more likely that the trauma of having to go to 'work' and get up during the day has taken it's toll on her...


  1. I'm sorry but HOW can there be so many empty toilet rolls on the radiator?! I appreciate you don't want to clean up after her but seriously, 2 seconds would put them in the bin! And presumably you all use the bog roll?! Sort it out before I'm forced to come up there and go all kim and Aggie on your asses!

  2. If you'd read earlier posts, you'd see that Paul and I have a stash. Those ones go in the bin. Her's don't. She's friggin 26, surely that's old enough to clean up after yourself? If I were to chase her empty potty roll tubes around the house i'd never have time for anything else...

  3. Hi,

    To be honest, I think it could be a lot worse.
    I live with the laziest person to have ever lived.

    he never washes up, never cleans anything. He leaves uneaten food everywhere, and is even too lazy to finish his uni degree.

    he has been in university for 6 years, and never seems to go, or do any work for his "degree".

    he had his hair braided, but, is too lazy to take the braids out, so his hair is now completely ridiculous. the top of his head looks like a cowpat, and the braiding starts at the base of his neck.

    oh, and he is a goth.